Rating System

We aim to bring something unique to rating literature, film, television and theater. Not only do we review the quality of the content, but we also review the romance (in a light-hearted, let’s not take everything so seriously kind of way) when relevant to the story. For the overall ratings, we use vintage corsets and for romance we use vintage hearts!

For additional fun, we also give our “expert” opinion on what type of adaptation we recommend (Movie, Miniseries, or TV Show). Which brings us to the actual ratings…


For Content (all famous movie quotes):

The Silver Petticoat Review Rating System

Five Corset Rating Lower Byte Size

“The stuff that dreams are made of.”

Four and a half corset rating

“You had me at hello.”

Four corset rating

“Hello, Gorgeous.”

three and a half corset rating

“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful

friendship.”

three corset rating

“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce

me. Aren’t you?”

two and a half corset rating

“We’ll always have Paris.”

two corset rating

“Well, nobody’s perfect.”

one and a half corset rating

“You don’t understand! I coulda

had class. I coulda been a

contender.”

One corset rating

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t

give a damn.”


For Romance (all Jane Austen quotes):

Five heart rating

“You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope.

I have loved none but you.”

four heart rating

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My

feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me

to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”

three heart rating

“Happiness in marriage is entirely a

matter of chance.”

two heart rating

“I have not the pleasure of

understanding you.”

one vintage heart rating

“Let other pens dwell on

guilt and misery. I quit such

odious subjects as soon as I can.


ADAPTATION RECOMMENDATION:

We only do adaptation recommendations for books. At the end of the review, we’ll give our “expert” opinion on whether we think the book would best be turned into a Film, a Series of Films, a Mini-Series or a TV Show and why.